Dorothy Parker -- Master Wordsmith

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.
-- Dorothy Parker

One of my very favorite Dorothy Parker quotes is her martini one, but all of them are just wonderful. She's a true wit and a wonder. I collected a few examples of verse and quotes to celebrate her in words as well. If you would like to listen to her read her work, click here.

I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.
--Dorothy Parker

Penelope

In the pathway of the sun,
In the footsteps of the breeze,
Where the world and sky are one,
He shall ride the silver seas,
He shall cut the glittering wave.
I shall sit at home, and rock;
Rise, to heed a neighbour's knock;
Brew my tea, and snip my thread;
Bleach the linen for my bed.
They will call him brave.

It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard
-- Dorothy Parker

Dilemma

If I were mild, and I were sweet,
And laid my heart before your feet,
And took my dearest thoughts to you,
And hailed your easy lies as true;
Were I to murmur "Yes," and then
"How true, my dear," and "Yes," again,
And wear my eyes discreetly down,
And tremble whitely at your frown,
And keep my words unquestioning ---
My love, you'd run like anything!

Should I be frail, and I be mad,
And share my heart with every lad,
But beat my head against the floor
What times you wandered past my door;
Were I to doubt, and I to sneer,
And shriek "Farewell!" and still be here,
And break your joy, and quench your trust ---
I should not see you for the dust!

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
--Dorothy Parker

Coda

There's little in taking or giving,
There's little in water or wine;
This living, this living, this living
Was never a project of mine.
Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
The gain of the one at the top,
For art is a form of catharsis,
And love is a permanent flop,
And work is the province of cattle,
And rest's for a clam in a shell,
So I'm thinking of throwing the battle ---
Would you kindly direct me to hell?

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
-- Dorothy Parker

Interior

Her mind lives in a quiet room,
A narrow room, and tall,
With pretty lamps to quench the gloom
And mottoes on the wall.

There all the things are waxen neat,
And set in decorous lines,
And there are posies, round and sweet,
And little, straightened vines.

Her mind lives tidily, apart
From cold and noise and pain,
And bolts the door against her heart,
Out wailing in the rain.

I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
-- said Dorothy Parker, on her honeymoon, in response to a telegram from her editor asking about some promised stories.

Threnody

Lilacs blossom just as sweet
Now my heart is shattered.
If I bowled it down the street,
Who's to say it mattered?
If there's one that rode away
What would I be missing?
Lips that taste of tears, they say,
Are the best for kissing.

Eyes that watch the morning star
Seem a little brighter;
Arms held out to darkness are
Usually whiter.
Shall I bar the strolling guest,
Bind my brow with willow,
When, they say, the empty breast
Is the softer pillow?

That a heart falls tinkling down,
Never think it ceases.
Every likely lad in town
Gathers up the pieces.
If there's one gone whistling by
Would I let it grieve me?
Let him wonder if I lie;
Let him half believe me.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
-- Dorothy Parker

-- Kate

Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994)

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Dorothy Parker's New York

Dorothy Parker Homes	Dorothy Parker Hangouts	The Must-Have Book: A Journey into Dorothy Parker's New York
The Dorothy Parker Society	Dorothy Parker News	Mrs. Parker & Round Table Books
Walking Tours	Parkerfest	T-shirts & Gifts

Check out the website for: The Dorothy Parker Society

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Full Cast and Crew for Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994) IMDbPro.com offers representation listings for over 65,000 individuals, including actors, directors, and producers, as well as contact details for over 10,000 companies in the entertainment industry. Click here for a free trial! Directed by Alan Rudolph Writing credits (WGA) Alan Rudolph (written by) & Randy Sue Coburn (written by) Cast (in credits order)verified as complete Jennifer Jason Leigh .... Dorothy Parker Campbell Scott .... Robert Benchley Matthew Broderick .... Charles MacArthur Peter Gallagher .... Alan Campbell Jennifer Beals .... Gertrude Benchley Andrew McCarthy .... Eddie Parker Wallace Shawn .... Horatio Byrd Martha Plimpton .... Jane Grant Sam Robards .... Harold Ross Lili Taylor .... Edna Ferber James LeGros .... Deems Taylor Gwyneth Paltrow .... Paula Hunt Nick Cassavetes .... Robert Sherwood David Thornton .... George S. Kaufman Heather Graham .... Mary Kennedy Taylor Tom McGowan .... Alexander Woollcott Chip Zien .... Franklin P. Adams Gary Basaraba .... Heywood Broun Jane Adams .... Ruth Hale Stephen Baldwin .... Roger Spalding Matt Malloy .... Marc Connelly Rebecca Miller .... Neysa McMein Jake Johannsen .... John Peter Toohey Amelia Campbell .... Mary Brandon Sherwood David Gow .... Donald Ogden Stewart Leni Parker .... Beatrice Kaufman J.M. Henry .... Harpo Marx Stanley Tucci .... Fred Hunter Mina Badie .... Joanie Gerard Randy Lowell .... Alvan Barach Keith Carradine .... Will Rogers Jon Favreau .... Elmer Rice (as John Favreau) Gabriel Gascon .... Georges Attends Harry Standjofski .... Home Movie Director Bruce Dinsmore .... Assistant Director Matt Holland .... Propman Joe DePaul .... Producer Arthur Holden .... Ward Jack Langedijk .... Valentine's Day Director Howard Rosenstein .... Actor Eleanor Noble .... Actress Jesse Evans .... Mail Clerk Peter Benchley .... Frank Crowninshield Phillip Patton .... Speakeasy Bartender Sam Stone .... Cab Driver (1922) Natalie Strong .... Nurse Malcolm Gets .... F. Scott Fitzgerald Barbara Jones .... Long Island Hostess Maurice Podbrey .... Long Island Investor Walter Massey .... Phillip the Producer Gisèle Rousseau .... Polly Adler Ellen David .... New Yorker Secretary Domini Blythe .... Actress in Mirror Gregory Hlady .... Russian Director Mark Camacho .... Writer #1 Bill Rowat .... Writer #2 Robert Higden .... Writer #3 Vanya Rose .... Marcy Cary Lawrence .... June Richard Jutras .... Cab Driver (1958) Jim Bradford .... Host at Tribute Michael McGill .... Reporter #1 Harry Hill .... Reporter #2 rest of cast listed alphabetically: Roc LaFortune .... Bartender (1958) Cyndi Lauper .... Picnic Guest (uncredited) Tom Robbins .... (uncredited) Produced by Robert Altman .... producer Scott Bushnell .... executive producer Ira Deutchman .... executive producer James McLindon .... associate producer Allan F. Nicholls .... co-producer Original Music by Mark Isham Cinematography by Jan Kiesser Film Editing by Suzy Elmiger Production Design by François Séguin Art Direction by James Fox Set Decoration by Frances Calder Costume Design by Renée April John Hay Makeup Department André Duval .... assistant hair stylist Réjean Goderre .... hair stylist Roseline Hoffman .... makeup artist Adrien Morot .... makeup effects David Robin .... assistant hair stylist Micheline Trépanier .... makeup artist Nathalie Trépanier .... makeup artist Production Management Estelle Lemieux .... unit manager Irene Litinsky .... unit production manager Second Unit Director or Assistant Director Buck Deachman .... second assistant director Leslie Grierson .... third assistant director Allan F. Nicholls .... assistant director

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The Ten-Year Lunch





Directed by Aviva Slesin
Produced by Aviva Slesin
Written by Peter Foges
Mary Jo Kaplan
Release date(s) March, 1987
Running time 56 min
Country USA
Language English


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