"Always do whatever's next." -- George Carlin

George Carlin (1937-2008)

Some of Carlin's Words of Wisdom:

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?"

"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."

"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."

--Kate