100 Billion Euro Marketing Idea!

Revolutionary new brand of fragrance announced!

Ladies! Think about it! Do you want to smell like some poncy, French faggot's idea of "parfum," or do you want to smell like the dirty wet bitch you are?

Wear "Dirty Wet Bitch" fragrance and you can smell like you've just "come up for air" after finishing seventy-two hours of nonstop, hot and nasty sex with half the sailors on shore leave in Marseille!

Buy the 16 oz economy size of "Dirty Wet Bitch" in the "Oh, da toilet water" formula and, every day for the next month, it will keep you smelling like you've just been "ridden hard and put away wet!"

Don't forget, the sexiest thing is always to just "be yourself." So, be the dirty wet bitch that you are! And, now, with "Dirty Wet Bitch" fragrance you can smell every bit the part, and every part the Bitch!

"Dirty Wet Bitch," currently being sold in special, limited edition, collectors bottles that perfectly resemble used bottles of various brands of cheap hootch! Collect the entire set of twenty-four different bottles!

Remember! Nothing good ever came out of "Gay Paree" in the Belle Epoque except for the concept of "Eau de Toilette," and "Dirty Wet Bitch" has now drastically improved upon that watered down 10% level of aromatic compounds with our brand new "Oh, da toilet water" formula that is 100% essence of "Dirty Wet Bitch."

Smell like you mean it! Smell like you NEED it! Smell like you just DID it! Smell like the "Dirty Wet Bitch" you've always wanted to BE!


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Spencer


(Watch! I just KNOW that someone will steal this idea from me before I can start marketing it myself!)